Nintendo’s calendar is broken; April is a few months away.

On October 12th, Nintendo is releasing the 2DS for $129. It plays 3DS games, only it doesn’t show the games in 3D. It is 2D only. It also features a flat, non-folding, screen exposing design.

Nintendo is loosing their collective mind. I have so many questions. What is this? What are they thinking? Who is it for? Do I need a case for it? How am I supposed to play Mario 3D Land in 2D? Also, could the naming be anymore confusing for the average person? Someone please explain this to me. I just don’t get it. I loved you, Nintendo. Stop making it so difficult for me to love you again.